It continues!

D It's asking us if we've ever contracted an std.

J Considering how often a lady goes for that "un-shaven, out of work gamer look," you should probably be safe to leave that unchecked.

D Well whose to say I don't have some other horrible disease that's just lying dormant?

J It's really very simple; they are going to see a picture of your body with the face all blurry- do you have any horrific scarring or skin diseases that might turn the ladies off of your prospective baby batter?

D Just the Dorito paunch.

J Same, so I guess we're good to go then.

D Here it asks if we are aware that a you can't masturbate a week before... the... donation...

J & D terrified looks on their faces.
-cut to C outside-

Children are playing around an open fire hydrant. They laugh with that canned children's laugh.
C abruptly pushes them all out of the way at once (they scream as they fly off the screen).
C then bathes in the fire hydrant water. *cue sexy music* Super slow mo as he whips his hair around baywatch style. His clothes are shown as wet and clingy. A car pulls up from the corner.

Man- Hey. How much?

C For what?

M I was thinking an rj and maybe a little q work if you know what I mean.

C 60 dollars?

M *terrifyingly* Get in.

(car peels out)

*cut to D and J leaving the SB*
D I don't know which was worse. The fact that we weren't considered qualified to do what nature intended us to do, or that I know you've masturbated very recently.

(Car with C wooshes by, he looks terrified. Neither J or D notice)

J Fuck man, we hang out all day, save bathroom breaks, you know what that means?

D We are good friends?

J That we all 'bait on a schedule! That's like some lady period shifting or something.

D That is yet another sentence you may never repeat again.

(Camera zooms out as people on the sidewalk are stopped, then continue to move again)

D Especially in goddamn public.

J What? You don't have any friends here.

D I don't have any dignity here either.

J In front of the spank bank? Oh yeah, cause you were drowning in it before.

D Fuck you. That said we need another idea.